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Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.
Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?
James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.
Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!
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Every May 25th is International Cock Block Day
International Cock Block day is today that is why i was between u and your girl
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basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.
ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.
they do it.
she runs of screaming.
guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."
and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block
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To be an amazing cockblocker. Helps in cockblock wars and for just annoying your friends!
Jackie: Your definetly winning this cockblock war!
Danielle: dassssssright! Cock Blocking like a G!
:)
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The act of not letting someone get any kind of physical contact with their lover. Often used in cock block wars or just to piss someone off.
Jackie - "Damn, you were Cock Blocking like a G today!"
Danielle - "Yea BITCHH, you deserved it for preventing me from getting any yesterday!"
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1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl
2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block
1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.
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yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!
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Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.
Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.
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