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Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie in the doggystyle position, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
oh oh oh... oh shit
Baby?!
Don't worry, I managed the cream sandwich
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crack. hell even Master P calls it ice cream, and no one is more right them him.
the fiends love Mr. Ice Cream Man
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Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.
It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!
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A dessert invented by Goran M during a Slug Crew dinner at Golden China Buffet in Jacksonville Florida. It consists of steaming hot white rice mixed with ice cream.
Goran: dude, eat some white rice with that ice cream, it's soo good.
Andrew: d0o0o0o0o0o0d this is amazing
Matt: let me get some more of your rice, this is delicious!
Garrett: slug yeah, this is the best idea you've had all night Goran.
Goran: I call it "rice cream"
Garrett: or we could call it ice rice
Matt: ...you killed it
Andrew: Dude I agree with Blake, ice rice is kinda lame
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(noun) - the noise emitted by the fart of a person who has had a man ejaculate into their anus.
"Tracy really sounded the cream horn after Roger gave her an anal pie, it was like the bugle call to start the Kentucky Derby!"
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Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
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