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Generally used towards short people who rival lord of the ring dwarves in height
He’s so short he must be named Curtis
A man with a massive penis and access to all the women he could ever ask for. Due to his massive shlong the world inconveniences him in every way possible but that is not enough to stop him. With his broad lance and incredible stamina he claims the flower of many and builds a harem of sexually dependent women.
That guy Curtis gets all the bitches.
Curtis can be one of the most sarcastic people you will ever meet. He can generally be seen in the wild with thick, bushy eyebrows and a heart of gold. Once you get past the hard exterior, you meet a person who is very fond of animals and uses humor to cope.
That Curtis guy has the best eyebrows I have ever seen!
A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.
Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*
A big muscley guy with a gigantic cock, legend says he has a 7.5 inch cock and fucks like a beast
omg he fucked me like a Curtis schafer