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art degree blues

When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place

q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."

by retski May 27, 2022


3rd Degree Ginsburn

When Ruth Bader Ginsburg absolutely roasts the living hell out of someone to the point that they can’t even respond with a proper comeback

Justice Scalia looks like he uses an IV bag full of bolognese sauce. Oop. That’s a 3rd Degree Ginsburn!!!

by GreatWhite92 October 5, 2023


20th degree murder

When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.

They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.

by The_Mario_Queen May 27, 2023


airtight 1st degree

Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers

Sally only had Rick for the night and could only achieve an airtight 1st degree

by January 26, 2024


airtight 1st degree

Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers

Sally only had Rick for the night and could only achieve an airtight 1st degree

by January 26, 2024


Fantastic To The Fourth Degree

This expression is used whenever something so fantastic occurs, or you receive news of such a fantastical nature, that you have to describe it with a positive adjective such as, "Fantastic" - alongside the words, "to the fourth degree." By using this expression, you are emphasizing the sheer awesomeness of whatever it is you are describing. This expression can be used when you find out you are going to be a mother/father! You can also use it when describing your last coitus session.

Person 1: So dude, how was it banging that girl we met last night??
Person 2: Dude, I have never had an orgasm of such a magnitude. It was fantastic to the fourth degree.
Person 1: Marry her.

by Booty Man Stan July 26, 2018


Doctors Degree

When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.

Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"

by Mercedes1108 August 2, 2008