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Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.
Often abbreviated to "mutton".
"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."
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A term for a pint of Guinness beer.
Mickey: "Ma, see ya later. I'm off to the pub."
Ma: "Mickey, watch out for the Blonde in the Black Dress!"
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a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
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One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.
I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.
The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.
I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.
When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.
dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!
Prisoners’ nickname for the humiliating above-the-knees safety suit provided to prevent suicide during the transition to the state nuthouse.
As he realized the little black dress was hugging him in all the right places, he suddenly felt like a million bucks.
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