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a giant shit, a big poop, a humongous dookie, a large BM
"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I gotta go take a monster dump."
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A shit that, upon inspection, is two different shades.
Pete: Holy shit, dude...your shit is two different shades of brown!
Mike: That's a deep dump. Straight from the gullet.
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An elaborate sex position/move where the executing partner shits on their partner's chest. They then leave the room and Tweet about how their partner shit themselves, effectively gaslighting them in an obviously unbelievable way.
"He just got dressed and left - gave a little wave with those tiny hands - like he didn't just Tronald Dump me a few minutes ago."
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Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.
Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
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you know when you have to take a huge dump that youve held in for hours and then you take a poop and and it comes out like rapid fire and gets you wet. usually followed by a wet bumbum or ballsac and a really good feeling like the weight of the world has been lifted of your shoulders.
dude i ate that bag o pretzels and like 3 hours later whaddyaknow i took a huge power dump.
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When you find out you're significant other no longer wants to be with you, after seeing that his/her status on the oh so famous myspace now claims to be 'single', as opposed to 'in a relationship'. Other big clues are when you're removed from their top 8, or they have proceeded to flirt with others in their 'comment' box. God bless Myspace.
'Did you see that Tyra's myspace says 'single' ?'
'haha, yeah, Brain was well myspace dumped' ...
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When you go into a restaurant, eat a fine meal, and then go into the restroom, where you proceed to shit on the ground, obtain the plunger, stick it into the crap, and plunge it against all the walls and mirrors, creating a horrifying scene for someone to clean up. Recommended to Dine & Dump at the same place as many times as possible.
Dude, me and Tyler went to Calabash seafood and did a Dine & Dump. It was disgusting. I wish I could have seen the employees face who had to clean it up.
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