electric eels

A f*cking great punk band from Cleveland, OH, also home of Pere Ubu, the Dead Boys, and hell, Devo was nearby too. These guys predate the Ramones by at least two years. With such great hits as "You're Full of Sh*t," ranging to songs like "Bunnies" there's something there for everyone! (re: "everyone" consists of everyone from punks to people who dig stuff like Lightning Bolt.)

The Electric eels fucking rock! Go buy "The Eyeball of Hell"

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electric fence

commonly known as "the" electric fence, this is the action of inserting one finger in the vagina, one in the anus, and then bringing them together while still inside each respective orafice. this produces a jolted feeling in the receiver.

man she jumped 2 feet off the bed when gave her the electric fence!

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electricity fucked

Attaching a car battery to your dick

I wanted to be kinky so i electricity fucked myself.

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electric boogaloo

When you have sex in an electric chair

"I may be on death row, but that doesn't mean I can't do the electric boogaloo while I'm still around!"

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The Electric Fence

A sexual act where a man and a woman are having sex. While she is riding him, just at the moment she’s about to climax he hits her with a taser and they both get a wonderful electric surprise.

That girl wants it so bad that she’d probably do an electric fence!

Hey bro, this girl was so sick she didn’t even get mad when I did the Electric fence!

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Electric Violin

King Vodka's instrument of choice.

Electric violins are uber rad instruments that you plug into amps. Its not uncommon to see electric violins to have 5, 6, or even 7 strings, but they traditionally have 4 strings like acoustic violins.

Man, KV shreds on her electric violin!

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Electric Violin

The electric violin was invented for one reason, to fit in where its not supposed to. The normal violin is only in orchestras due to its sound but some runt decided to make it electric so it could play in bands. It is the instrument equivalent of putting on makeup to try to look pretty when u ugly AF to try to fit in with the "Popular Girls".

*Band walks on stage*
*Crowd sees an electric violin*
Crowd has left the chat

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