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A Homie Condom is when you're out of condoms and you want to smash girl but you want to do it protected still, So your Homie lets you put your dick in his ass while he puts his penis in the girl unprotected taking all the risk of an STD or an unwanted baby.
Tristan: Noah man I need you to be my Homie Condom.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.
When a homie beats his friends unconditionally.
Do you know Drek? He took my lunch and then slapped me in the face, thinking we were still going to remain friends, that fool is a homie beater.
Homies fight with love. To "homie fight" means to show a lot of affection; give them lots of compliments, hugs, etc.
"We had a homie fight yesterday."
A legend of a most chill disposition such that "homie cakes" is a valid way to describe them.
Yo homie cakes let's smoke.
A girl you’re in a relationship with but she’s also your homie, and even if you break up she’ll stay your homie.
She’s not just my girlfriend. She’s a full-on homie gf!
That one person who is a total homie when it comes to helping you during school. Can be mutually beneficial between the two parties. Can also be toxic where one person acts as a parasite.
School Homies send you their notes, share quizlets, and keep you on track with assignments during a stressful semester.
"Kelsey is my School Homie, she made a Quizlet for our final exam and shared it with me."
"Jay did the assignment before me and sent me his answers. He's a total School Homie."
Jay: "Kelsey, what is EBP and when is it due?"
Kelsey: "It's our Evidence Based PowerPoint, and it's due whenever you signed up for it. I've told you more than 10 times!!! Check your syllabus."
Jay: "Kelsey, you're an amazing School Homie"
A pre-planned fight; generally between friends in order to settle a beef with no retaliation.
Tito gon’ catch a homie fade if he keeps me waiting for a teener