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I love New Jersey. There is no other way to explain it. I have traveled all over the country and the world and there is no other place I would rather live. I have lived in Jersey.. no not Joisey... for my whole life until I moved to Tennessee to attend college. I hated it. The day I graduated from college I moved right back home and don't plan on moving out of this state again. Oh, and not to mention that Jersey girls are the hottest!
Tennessee Idiots: "Oh, you're from JOISEY! Do you live like the Suprano's?"
Me: No, fuck off! I live in New Jersey on a farm, and i'm not Italian and I don't live like the fuckin Suprano's!
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Where you cum on a girl's shirt during an orgy giving her a White Jersey (or shirt).
There was an orgy last night at some guy's house and I gave this chick a White Jersey.
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A crisp and delightful cocktail made up of a simple blend of Grey Goose L'Orange and 7-up.
Silvia: "Hey Bartender Sam - I'll have a Jersey Fizz."
Bartender Sam: "A Jersey what?"
Silvia: (Gives Bartender Sam a dirty look) "You don't know what a Jersey Fizz is?!...It's Grey Goose L'Orange and 7-up!"
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While having sex from behind one quickly removes there penis and forcibly rams it into the girls ass. This must be done with total Jersey attitude. Before the switch You must throw up your right arm in an attempt to signal the change that is coming. This is not to be confused with the "Oopsy daisy" which has no turn signal and does not require a douche bag attitude.
(Note: A skilled person should be able to preform this maneuver in any position.)
"Why did Cassie call out sick?"
"You didn't hear? Mike pulled a Jersey Swoop on her last night. She wont be walking straight for a week."
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The richer, classier side of New Jersey.
Hated by South Jersey because we use their shores then return home to our nicer, larger houses and better school systems.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: New Jersey
Person 1: So are you a guido or something?
Person 2: No; I'm from North Jersey
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Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.
Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
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ommon misconceptions:
#1: new jersey is an industrial dump
while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in
#2: we say joisey
no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r"
#3 we are all poor and ugly
wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,
man: oh your from new jersey, what exit? HAHAH
NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works
man: im gonna go run into a pole now
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