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its a sport were you have to wait till your driveway freezes over in the winter. its similar to curling but with shit
its whoever gets the furthest distance
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Karl jacobs is ok
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Dolfy's phone guy. He usually calls him when he has a problem with something but refuses to fix it, even after a brief update.
Dolfy: I demand a cure for this ugliness. I'm fed up with being ugly.
Burgdorf: My Failure, I have no news on a cure. No one yet understands what caused this mutation. All attempts so far to restore us to our former glory have all failed.
Dolfy: No progress has been made?
Burgdorf: My Failure, you should speak with Koller.
Dolfy: Koller. Give me Koller. Koller, has any progress been made with curing our ugly problem?
Karl Koller: No.
Dolfy: Why not? There should be a way to cure us.
Koller: No, we can't be cured.
Dolfy: Yes we can, you idiot. The ugliness was inflicted on us and I believe our ugliness can be reversed.
Koller: Hold a moment. I'm receiving a note on our ugly problem. It says here we can't be cured. These mutations have permanently deformed us on a supramolecular scale. These mutations will continue to alter our appearance. Our voices are also damaged beyond repair.
Dolfy: Nothing but lame excuses from a bunch of incompetent dummies. I demand a cure. If you fail to cure us, I will hang you with this deformed phone. Unbelievable. They claim we can't be cured of our ugliness. Those are the same idiots who said the cake is a lie.
Burgdorf: My Failure, if you're so sure our ugly problem can be cured. Why haven't you actually come up with the solution yourself?
Dolfy: Back off.
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God.
Person 1: We pray to god that he will give us strength
Person 2: You mean Stefan Karl?
Person 1: Of course I do!
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Head of the West Cumbrian gang, the Growlers. He has gained cult status in the Workington area for his propensity to imbibe alcohol and head out to the local nightlife searching for new recruits, who have to satisfy a number of criteria, which include; being female, overweight and particularly hirsute. The 'Growlers' are synonomous with West Cumbrian organised crime and are noted for importing and exporting items of illegal nature e.g narcotics, fake clothing and sex toys for the local stores.
'Aye, he's doing a Karl Moore' e.g Getting drunk and searching for munters.
'He's a right Karl Moore' e.g Deliberately pulls women who are vomworthy.
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A blow job immediately following anal sex
One gaylord gave the other a hot karl
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A simple, unsophisticated person. See hayseed.
Dude, I met her husband last night. He is such a Karl with a "K".
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