knock

Constipation; from the common practice of knocking the table in the game of dominoes which signifies that you "can't go".

"Are you alright, love? Did you have any luck?"
"No, I still can't shift it. I tried again after the figs had got to work, but still had to knock"

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knock up

To knock up a guy means to fuck him in his asshole and have a cumgasm.

Matt always wants to knock up my asshole trying to make me pregnant because he says it would be fun to have a little skippy-boy running around, but I told him it doesn't work that way!

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knock off

v. to behave like a moron after consuming intoxicating substances.

Ok, I'll let you drink this everclear, but promise not to knock off.

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junk knocking

Something you pay hookers to do.

Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

You love junk knocking.

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cock knock

To hit someone or something with your penis.

Jane didnt shut up so James cock knocked her.

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taco knock

the female version of a cup check. a personage gives a female a little tap on the vaginal region, usually through the clothes in a casual and/or public environment.

megan was staring off into space again, so her boyfriend dustin decided to bring her back into reality by giving her a little taco knock.

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you knock

“You knock” is slang for you a dumbass or stupid ass person. It’s used in Stockton California on the west side.

“Is it time to go?” ,“Omg yeah you knock” or “how do you spell expert?” ,”lol your a knock e,x,p,e,r,t”

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