Baby Lettuce

N. The anal opening of a person under the age of consent; it is a reference to the slang term tossing the salad

Man, I was everywhere on her. I gave her baby lettuce a pound of tongue, and made her cum twice.

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Lettuce Pray

When you do a semi spiritual dance, usually done in Washington DC, where you put your legs in a ballet position, put your hands in a praying position and sing "what do you want on your hamburger? Lettuce PRAY lettuce PRAY" and dance to it. If done correctly the salad man will dance on ur face

Christel: Show me your salad dance!
Gianna: i usually only do it in DC
Christel: aw please!
Gianna: ok! What do you want on your hamburger lettuce PRAY lettuce PRAY *summons lettuce man*
Christel: what a bad idea

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head lettuce

another name for hair

"hey man you need to cut your head lettuce"

"dude i just shaved all my butt lettuce"

"i got wax all in my leg lettuce"

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lettuce

A word used to describe a person with no redeeming qualities. Comes from the fact that lettuce has no nutritional value.

Similar to "brings nothing to the table"

John isn't coming out tonight.

That kid is lettuce!

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Wet Lettuce

When a woman rubs her labia on someone’s face. The female version of a turkey slap.

You should have seen how drunk Kyle was at the party, he passed out on the floor and Monica gave him the best wet lettuce ever!

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lettuce crinkler

A fart so smelly that it instantly wilts lettuce

She ate so much guacamole today her farts are Lettuce crinklers.

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Lettuce leaf

(V.) A phrase used when referring to a chick you find extremely attractive, i.e. One whose ass you would wipe with a lettuce leaf, and then eat said leaf.

"Dude, check her out! I'd so lettuce leaf her!"

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