boy 1: why is he alive.
boy 2: I agree, he sucks!
boy 1: Such a loser, Liam
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Liam is the dickhead that you see and your day is instantly ruined. Also, he’s got a tiny dick, but nobody will ever see how microscopically minute it is because he’s an ugly piece of shit.
Hot girl 1: “omg, they turned shrek into a real thing”
Hot girl 2: “no, that’s just Liam”
Hot girl 1: “really? He’ll never be super hot like Joel, who I think is super hot and Joel also has a big dick”
Hot girl 2 “i also think that Joel is super hot”
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Liam is the most uncoordinated person in the world. He is also mentally retarded but denies it himself. He thinks he is cool when he drinks, smokes, or vapes and he loves jack and coke
Liam is a rere
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A fucking skinny ass noodle with a fucking unibrow who thinks he can fight.
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A verb meaning to get a blowjob from a drunk girl in a dormitory stairwell and returning to your place of residence to be ridiculed endlessly by your friends for being an all-around douchebag. Also, pulling a Liam could also result in the touching of "diesel nips."
"He got tanked off of Keystone, then Liamed the shit out of Lisa."
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Liam is a tall, smart athletic man who hits all the ladies. But the one for him is always put beside you in class. Its the way of god telling you to pick her. She may be shy with you at first but once your friends and talk you will be together and in love.
Man liam is so sweet i wish I was his girl!
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