When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise
I am going to give you a Dirty Mayonnaise tonight baby girl (literal)
Ejactulate
I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.
A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.
Only the most intelligent people use this word!
Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?
Random man: poopy mayonnaise
The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.
Let me mayonnaise hole you.
When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.
"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"
when you creampie during her period
Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?
A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman
Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!