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Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs
"Moses stone said "Shut the fuck up Wet Back
The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.
Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"
R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)
Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"
A Jewish man who splats his pants
You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses
I meant to say that. Goddamn it.
Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."
Slang for a man whom doesn’t accept a child or a man that looses his woman to his family
I feel bad for him Marco Moses ruined his life.
I can’t believe Marco Moses doesn’t like her she is an angle how far are you?
When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit
Car 1 turns into other lane.
"Thank god now i can lead my people to proper speed as Road Moses "
If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.
How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?
- Puke Moses your way through