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Japanese word for menajatwa (2-on-1)
Myself, your mom, and your sister had a San pi.
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Named for the large breasted hentai version of Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, it is when you tit fuck a girl with large breasts so much, that her breasts turn pink, can become Pinkie Cream Pies if t guy jizzes on her chest.
Guy 1: Man do I love pinkie pies
Brony: dude, stop clopping to pinkie pie on Derpibooru.
Gy 1: No, not that Pinkie Pies,
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To roll up semen and feces for skat edible play.
His hand pies were a work of art in the bedroom.
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Cao Pi (oddly enough, pronounced 'cow pee') was the first emperor of the Wei kingdom (located in northern china. Capital at Xu Chang. Western Wei contained Chang An, currently known as Xi'an) in the three kingdoms period of china. He was the son of Cao Cao (slayer of Lu Bu and many others) and husband to many wives, the most notable being Empress Zhen, who he later forced to commit suicide.
Cao Pi died soon after gaining the throne, though, and passed his rank to son Cao Rui, who did a pissant job for the most part.
Cao Pi is remembered throughout China as a tyrant and cold-hearted man. He was written in the book 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms' to have commited atrocious acts, but due to the bias in this book nobody can be sure.
Relatives: Cao Zhen, Cao Zhi, Cao Xiong, Cao Ren, Cao Cao, Cao Rui, Cao Xiu (notable)
Cao Pi, in a plot with another woman, forced Empress Zhen to commit suicide.
Cao Pi is commonly concieved by scholars to have been wronged by Lo Kuan Chung's writings.
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When your mate tells you he was about to play for Man U the other day but he broke his leg.This phrase was glorified in Big shaq new hit single(chicken shop freestyle).Commonly used by white 50 year old teachers when they catch you running in the corridor.
"I couldve signed for Man U the other day but broke my leg its a mad ting"
"Wow such a shame"
"Porky Pies mate you couldn't play ball if your life depended on it"
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French for the "the worst thing that can happen."
*Checkmate* "Pis aller", says the one who was won the game.
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Blowjob variation, where the blower runs their lips up and down along the shaft of the penis while the blowee whistles a tune.
Suzie gave me a pied piper last night, and whenever she hit an off note I poked it in her eye!
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