stomach puddle

a puddle of ejaculatory fluid left on one's stomach

I masturbated and when I ejaculated I made a stomach puddle on myself

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sex puddle

A damp area or pool of natural lubrication, sweat, and/or ejaculate found on a surface previously exposed to sexual intercourse.

Wow that's a big sex puddle! Now I have to change my sheets!

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Puddle-slut

A female or who'ra who chases the Puddle of meth in a meth bubble/pipe. Who'ra will preform sexually for whom ever has the ability to give her more drugs so she my create another Puddle to chase.

Look at that Puddle-slut, she was suckin' on Pappi's cock last night so hed fill up the bub.

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pillion puddle

The vaginal discharge left behind on the passenger (pillion) seat of a motorcycle following a particularly arousing ride.

Dude, you should have seen the pillion puddle that Betty made when we rode the twisties yesterday!

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Puddle Nutz

When your sweating in the ball area

Its so hot i got puddle nutz

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Cuddle puddle

When you cum on your bed and cuddle afterwards

Ben and Andy had a cuddle puddle after Ben's pullout game went all over the bed.

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puddle drinker

a complete retard, a real knee biter

That dude Corky, from "Life Goes On", is a king amongst puddle drinkers.

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