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A game that goes as follows:
1) Get in your car with several quarters.
2) Drive to the ghetto and roll down your window.
3) When you see a black person, throw a quarter at them and scream the n-word as loud as you can.
4) If the quarter hits the person, you may drive away. If it does not, you must stop your car, get out, and retrieve your quarter.
5) Repeat from step 3.
Person1: Hey, wanna' play the quarter game?
Person2: Haha good joke. Do you have a death wish or something?
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Quarter-Day Quinten is an extension of the Half-Day Harry. Its uses are for when people are not turning up to work/school/anything for any reason, including sickness, laziness, etc.
When calling someone a Harry, they can be anywhere from 5 mins to half a day late.
Quinten on the other hand is significantly less, i.e. only turning up for a couple of hours.
It can also be modified to Quarter-Week Quinten for someone who is only turning up for part of the week.
Stephen: Dan isn't coming in until well after lunch today.
Matt: Why's that?
Stephen: He's being a Quarter-Day Quinten.
The diet pepsi of chronological crises. Striking at the 25-35yo demographic, who've realised that:
A) Those dreams of happiness that sustained them through high school and college will always remain fantasy no matter how much they earn OR
B) Their job at the local McDonalds isn't proving a satisfying career choice and maybe they shouldn't have slept through remedial maths.
Either way, common symptoms include a renewed passion for the pop music of their youth, dusting off the skateboard and considering "going pro", and the dating of underage skanks from the local high school to prove they still got it.
No point waiting till I'm 50 to be dissatisfied with life, bring on the retro hits and loose wimmin'!
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The best bloody burger ever made. You can buy it from McDonalds. At the bottom is bread, then cheese, then beef, more cheese, more beef, more cheese, pickles, onions, tomato sauce, mustard and then bread. Just reading this should make your mouth water.
Bob: Can i have a medium double quarter pounder meal with a coke as the drink ?
McDonald's Employee: Sure, that comes to $8.45
Bob: Thanks mate
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A phenomenon started at Texas A&M University where during the last quarter of a home football game fans participating take off their shirt for the last quarter of the game.
Person 1: "NO SHIRT 4th QUARTER!"
Person 2: *Takes Shirt Off*
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A silly drunken fat girl who uses her small percentage of Asian decent to try to make herself seem cultured, special, and "hott."
She also cannot spell, holds grudges for years, and will try to make your life seem worse than hers.
Don't worry, she's only a quarter Japanese. Your boyfriend does not wish you were hott like her.
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sak ov swet-ee kwawr-ters
1. Used to describe the unique ways gothic lesbians give each other oral 'pleasure'. By thrusting ones fist into the other vaginal area causing the recipiant to release a rancide "air biscuit," "fart," or "cosmic super dumb."
2. Used to describe a 'phat bag' of marijuana, draw, weed, puff, hash or ganja. Usually baught in quantities of 1/4 oz. or higher.
-Skoal
1. That gothic looking mother fucker looks like she just got done giving Mary Jane a sack of sweaty quarters.
2. Dude lets smoke this sack of sweaty quarters then go rail Peters hot mom!
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