Reach around at the copy machine

While one person, usually someone of higher significance of the other, is making copies (or faxing documents), a subordinate comes from behind to acquire favoritism by providing digital stimulation from within the pocket of the copy maker.

Make copies in the billing department, especially if you're a supervisor! You can get your faxes done, a reach around at the copy machine AND a happy ending!

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i have reached maximum boredom

You have😃

I have reached maximum boredom and defined this

Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.

Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!

Hand Me Down Reach Around

A man gets on his hands and knees and gets a reach around while having his asshole eaten out.

See also

"English Duster"

Boy I tell ya,
If I keep getting these hand me down reach arounds I'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.

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Courtesy Wrap Around/Reach around

While a man is fucking a woman from behind(doggy style if you will) she reaches between her legs and tickles his nutsac,

Also know as the courtesy reach around

I was hittin it with this broad and she gave me the courtesy wrap around/reach around

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9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

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Do your nosehairs reach your lips?

Used to ask or imply someone is stupid or shortsighted

Jay, you thought you could beat Nich in Soul Caliber? Do your nosehairs reach your lips?