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1. Danny said he fucked ms.Richards
2. I smell cap Danny would never fuck a female he’s gay
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when you purchase a new game and rip open the plastic open the case and take a whiff of that lovely new game smell! Possibly a human reaction like dogs sniffing stinky holes. The orgin of this action is unknown but is a closet action of many gamers. Even Ice-T does it. Look for gears of war 3 unboxing ice t on youtube!
ME: I cant wait for gears of war 3 to hit the streets!
YOU: Its already out you noob!
ME: Im going to pick it up and enjoy the new game smell!
YOU: new game smell?
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A phrase used when refering to something that has had roughly 1000 shits taken in it. To picture this, think of the shittiest porto-poty you've ever gone into and picture Bono cooking rotten eggs over a fire of burning hair.
Person 1:"I have to shit, so I'm gonna have to use that gas station restroom"
Person 2:"Good luck."
**...moments later...**
Person 1: "God damn, that bathroom had the smell of 1000 shits."
Person 2: "More like a thousand and one shits, wacka wacka wacka."
A code word for describing someone's fetishization of taking a shit on another's chest.
Person A: Hey, did you know Emile thinks the corn smells nice?
Person B: Yo that's pretty fucked up, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.
Person A: Well let's not kink shame over here, I still think he's cool.
(v.) 1. to call into question another's fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman
Girlfriend: "Where you been? You know what time it is, fool?"
Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"
Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"
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A phrase used when one experiences a pleasant oflactory stimulus, intended for either a serious or comical effect.
Pet monkey: (sniffs master) Smells so good!
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The way your computer usually smells after a LAN party.
Although this also goes for massive LAN parties, it's especially appliable for private LAN parties.
When you are playing with friends at private LAN parties, they are most of the time held in relatively small rooms with bad air ventilation (like garages or living rooms). Sitting with at least eight people in a small room breathing the same air with running computers for a whole night long gives the air a nasty smell. When you are in it yourself you don't really notice it (ever been in a bar?). When there are smokers there (this is in 99% of the cases true) it makes it a lot worse.
Computers circulate air trough the case with fans to cool the components inside. If your computer runs all night in an enviroment like that, it has circulated a lot of that air trough it. So, the next day when you come home and turn your computer on for the first time, you'll get a blast of nasty air out of the back of the case. Usually it takes at least 2 days of full running time before it disappears.
example 1: Man, it's been a week and my computer still has that LAN party smell.
example 2: When i turned my computer on for the first time after that LAN party i had to throw my windows open because of the LAN party smell.
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