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1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something
2. A buzzkill
3. Something flawed
Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"
When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!
Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.
Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
The female act of urinating.
"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."
Giggle-spit means when you laugh so hard you spit out your drink or saliva
Gill told me the funniest story and made me giggle-spit my drink all over my dashboard!
The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.
"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."
Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.
Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.
A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
Two people that hook up with the same person
max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice
alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man