Random
Source Code
Random
Drunk. From the unpopular (but actually non-alcoholic) soft drink of the early 90s, Tab Clear.
I'd better not have another, I'm Tab Cleared as it is.
2👍 10👎
Also known as NTS, is defined by a situation in which you are trying to do an assignment but can't bring yourself to get any work done and thus regularly open a new tab to do literally anything else at intervals of less than five minutes.
This is generally ensued by a sad and lethargic state the following day, induced by the knowledge that your sacrifice of sleep to finish said work was pointless. Your chances of attaining high academic achievement flew out the window the moment you left home without printing the work you stayed up all night finishing.
Teacher: Michael, where is your assignment? You didn't hand it in this morning.
Victim: Sorry, I was suffering from severe New Tab Syndrome over the weekend... That is to say, my printer broke.
Teacher: (unimpressed)
7👍 1👎
POPPiN SOME TyPE OF PiLL,
iN WHiCH yOU GET HiGH OFF OF
IM BOUT TO ROLL SOME TABS TO EAZE My MiND.
or i BEEN ROLLiN TABS THATS WHy iM ACTiN LiKE THiS
2👍 11👎
Someone who constantly switches windows when someone coming into the room while their watching something they shouldn't
"I was watching some sweet porn the other day, to bad I had to keep pressing alt tab because my mom was cleaning my room"
"You are a true alt tab warrior"
2nd most popular couple on omnilab hotels
Yoo its them!!!!! Tab X Lolis TYOOOOA{WTowYIKO{AWOK{OTJWAO_FPLOJFIOWAJKOPFJWAPNFIPJM :woah:
6👍 1👎
The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.
"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."
"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
3627👍 2930👎
when you buy a drink at the bar where they know you and you have no cash at the time, you get them to put it on your account (tab). If you leave the area or disappear without paying that account, you are skipping out on a bar tab
You're in a bar:
-hey man... can I get some drink... I'll pay you later..
-sure... here..
Then you take a few drinks and take off.... and just disappear...
and that's called "Skipping out on a tab"...
10👍 4👎