trent university

The most underrated University in Canada. Loved by students and alumni, ignored by everyone else.

Trent University was the best decision I could have made after high school.

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University of Miami

Quite possibly the world's most ass-kickingest university. Beautiful women, gorgeous campus, elite-level academics, and better sports teams than any other college. Ever. Anywhere. If god came fown from heaven to create an American university, it would be UM.

Brenda: So, like, um, I'm going to Harvard next year.

Sasha: Have fun freezing year ass off with New England WASPS. I'll be chillin' at the University of Miami.

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Southwestern University

A swell place to go to school.

Inquisitive neighbor: "Where are you going to school?"

Prospective Southwestern student: "Southwestern University."

Inquisitive neighbor: "Say! That's a swell place to go to school."

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University of Victoria

Once known for it's population of feral rabbit and leftist students, this west coast campus has become a flood-wash for Chinese immigrants who were unable to make it to UBC.

Student #1 "Doesn't Poe look cute today?"

Student #2 "华语/華語"

Student #1 "Ah fuck it, the University of Victoria just isn't the same..."

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University of Denver

Private University in Colorado that is quite expensive but the skiing,snowboarding, hiking, rock climbing and anything else nature related makes up for it (maybe the education, too). We knew what we were going to be paying when we applied, so stop bitching about the cost, or transfer. Yes, you meet a lot of "preppy, nose in the air" type of people, but who ever said they had to be your friends? There are plenty of fun people at DU who don't talk about their BMW's and vacation homes...all the time.

Yes, half the students may look like huge good for nothing stoners, but they probably drive a Range Rover and will own their own business one day (The guy that invented the car boot went to du).

Some of the people suck but the good amount of chill people make up for it. The experience is what you make of it.

The professors are mostly relaxed and some like to bring their dogs to class.
And you can always find a ride to the mountains.

pretty campus, The Border, The Stadium, Spanky's, Wash Park, alcohol, and general knowledge of High Street and Williams Street are all you need in order to have fun at the University of Denver

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Ohio University

Perhaps the only outcropping of enlightened intelligence in Southeastern Ohio, Ohio University is a state school capable of giving students of the hard sciences a better education than Ohio State University. However, its soft sciences are filled with students whose primary priorities consist of filling up on delicious malt beverages. It is the only place in Southeastern Ohio where a Jewish or Moslem person won't have to hide their identity. Known for a Halloween party that shuts down a large portion of the town and causes massive arrests of out-of-town Ohio State students.

No, that's Ohio University. Not Ohio State. It's down and to the right on your map. Yeah, your daughter got arrested there.

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MAGA Universe

Everyone and everything that rotates around Putin’s Pawn and his powerful white supremacist devotees and financiers.

The MAGA Universe is not likely to die out soon since the trumpmachine runs on high-powered amounts of endless cash!

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