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This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.
boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
when a person turns right or merges into a busy street with no turn signals and without looking, in front of oncoming traffic at a speed of around 5-10 mph while everyone else is driving fast.
Holy shit bro, someone just pulled out of the PT's pub parking lot and hit the Vegas slide on me!
The worst city in the world. Filled with dumbasses, rejects, dumb street hoes, gooey, porn filled streets, smoke filled rooms, and too much gambling. Hotter than hell and dirty as fuck. Disgusting in every possible way and not even 1 billionth as good as San Diego
Want to go to hell on earth? Sure, then let's go to Las Vegas.
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Nickname that lame hicks in Greenville, NC stole from Greenville, SC.
Greenville, SC - Real city.
Greenville, NC - College town.
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Alternative name for Brisbane. Capital city of the state of Queensland in Australia. Based on Las Vegas.
The capital of Queensland is Brisbane, or affectionately known Briz Vegas or Vegas - perhaps for its lack of night life.
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The "Vegas Guy" is an entertainment broker/consultant. Ideally, this individual has the connections to get you where you want to be 24/7 in Vegas at an economical price no matter the time of the demand. He/She also has insider knowledge of the best places (activity independent) to be at a certain time and can make recommendations that improve your overall Vegas experience. Usually a Vegas resident (either born there or has lived there for at least 3 years), the Vegas Guy is essential to epic nights at the clubs especially when it's overcrowded in Vegas (NYE, President's Day Weekend, Memorial Day, Labor Day, etc.).
Brosef 1: My Vegas Guy got me to the front of the line at Tao for New Year's Eve. It was so cool walking past the entire line of 500 people that had no chance of getting in the club.
Brosef 2: How much did it cost?
Brosef 1: Only $250 each including bottle service for the group.
Brosef 2: Wow, that's expensive
Brosef 1: Not if you partied like I did once we were inside at our VIP cabana!
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I went to Camp Vega at for 4 years at a very young age. Even now I look back and regret ever making that mistake. After 4 horrible years there, I finally came to my senses and left. However cliche this sounds, it has truly scarred me for life. For anyone considering going to Vega, reconsider unless you are a snotty, rude girl with no care but yourself. If you aren't and you go there, you will not fit in.
Camp Vega is not right for nice girls.
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