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adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.
Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!
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figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.
I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!
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whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.
either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!
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never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
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Celice is Viking Whore
“Omg is that Celice?!”
“No it’s viking whore”
- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"
The act of bending a man over a stump and giving him the handle of your axe.
Jim was being a little bitch so i gave him a classy viking.