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cum witch

When you cum in-between two pieces of wonder bread and feed it to a random girl you just met on tinder.

The cum witch is a bit dry, many you shouldn't have eaten so much chocolate last night

by Masterfaulker January 11, 2016


witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

by ethenog July 26, 2017


Shit Witches

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"

I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017


Wild Witch

A black and red Roblox UGC Stetson hat known for its exclusivity among UGC collectors. It has a Catalog ID of 12117118458, and was released by the group "Kings".

Guy 1: "how do i get the wild witch dag nabbit"

Guy 2: "pay jer 507,495,000 dollars for it"

Guy 1: "Fuck this Shit"

by p97 August 26, 2023


witch teacher

A stupid bitch that has no life usually picking little kids bum holes for fun. a rare witch teacher has black and white hair mixed, common with black and epic pokemon with white

what a witch teacher, is she a rare tho?

by kevin the nerd1 November 7, 2017


Polo Witch

A Polo Witch is somebody who can't stop wearing polo shirts

My friend is a polo witch

by feanded September 15, 2023


the kiwi witch

The most satanic queen is all the unicorn realms

beware the kiwi witch she will steal you.

by musicgoddess21 August 11, 2018