When you are so mo'fuckin high or drunk, all you say is "shut up bitch ass nigga, im zooted right now"
Damn Pietro, you look mo'fuckin zooted right now
Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted
to be high on painkillers or other narcotics
Dog after popping that second vike I was straight zooted
The after effects of getting really stoned after staying up all night partying
Dude, I'm so zooted my brains telling me to do stuff but my bodies not reacting.
zooted basically means being high
ex: Yo I’m so zooted right now I can barely think
Being fried beyond human knowledge
“I come to school everyday zooted”