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Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.
Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
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Cape Verdean woman (1st gen to 10th gen) are the most beautiful women to ever exist. All of them have the most unique beautiful complexion. Some of them even have blue or green eyes and still have the beautiful olive/cocoa colored skin. They all come with an attitude and a perfect smile.
Guy 1: “Bro do you know what ethnicity she is?”
Guy2: “Yeah, I think she’s Cape Verdean”
Guy1: “Wow, Cape Verdean Women are so gorgeous”
A terrible school. Even if not everyone is rich, they all have the same mentality. The dress code is awful and you’re forced to wear khakis, collared shirts, and dress shoes. Nobody likes cape cod academy at all. They refuse to pay their teachers enough, and the education itself honestly sucks. I learned more in one year of Spanish in public school than I did my 6 years at CCA. They also constantly make fun of you, including the teachers. Their sports are terrible as well. CCA is overpriced and bad.
“Oh you’re home from the psych ward? Cool we’re going to tell everyone”
“My dad stopped working at Cape Cod Academy because the school is incredibly racist”
“I turned down a job at Cape Cod Academy because they only offered me $23,000 a year.”
A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.
That guy jerking off in the back of the bus is a total cape cod.
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when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest
If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?
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One of the finest shores in new jersey. Cape may pointers are basically only for the rich people to go down there. The lowest house on the market is either 1 million or 1.5 million. If you are a renter at the point, no one that has a house down there will talk to you. Teenage girls and boys are very very extremely snobby to renters, because of being locals.They think they own the town. Teenagers can walk to the circle at night and hang out with their friends. There are over 5 beaches on a street. Kids can walk to the general store and just hang out. Riding bikes is the most fun to do, especially if you ride into cape may and go shopping in the square. Cape may and cape may point are known for their houses, being so beautiful, antiquish and there use of colors, using bright colors to pop ones eyes. Teenage girls like to go to the cove during the day, about 50 hott surfer boys are there! Go to cape may point even for a week! every body nos each other so its great!
teengirl renter;;ahh so many hott guys down in cape may point!
teengirl owner;;yea, there owners as well, us locals usually stick together.
local teenage guys and girls have their group, they wont let renters in.
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(v) Flatulence conducted into an upholstered cushion followed by a swift exit of the flatulator to another room; thus giving a gas contrail resembling a rocket being launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida.
Jack and Diane are sitting on their loveseat when Diane suddenly heads for the bathroom.
Jack: "...are you ok?"
*Door Slams*
Diane: (grunting) "Yep, we're good."
Jack begins to smell what Diane dittied all over the place. As he looked towards the bathroom in disgust, he noticed paint peeling off the walls on the way to the bathroom.
Jack: "Damn it Diane, You Cape Canaveraled me again. Now I have to put stainless steel on the walls."
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