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Stands for Council House And Violence.
Chavs usually live of benefits, vary in all ages, common to have a chav family,wear plently of tacky jewellery, teenage mums, council houses, yobs, thugs, rip off designers such as burbery, swear 24/7..
Chav: Like me new f***** burbery cap? Got it for a fiver man.
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This wonderful breed of human trash, are a form of degenerate bred by a liberal policy that has encouraged whole neighbourhoods of these morally bankrupt scumsuckers.
The welfare state has generously provided these vaguely humanoid creatures the financial means to breed massive families of 8 or 9 brutalised child chavs in waiting.
Because of this the swine now outnumber true humans 6 to 1 in areas like Swanley and Orpington, in Kent
The women are easy to spot, they are the ones calling their two year old children c**ts because the poor little souls can't keep up with a woman about 4 ft taller than them. You see them every morning on their way to the off license.
The men are unctious, revolting, trogladytes who beg for fags and booze outside said offie and look for the first excuse to gang up with their mates to beat up a 10 year old.
They have a very effective method of indoctrinating their children with the chav ethos:(the following is irony by the way, just in case you're a bit slow)
1) Physical abuse - The chav father AND mother are very good at this. Why ask kids nicely to do something, when you can brain them with the remote control."I'm watching Jeremy Kyle"
2) Thieving as a lifestyle choice - It's how dad gets the little luxuries.
3) Normalisation of drug taking in the family home - Marijuana can make you a real man, eh kids? and psychotic, for extra fun, too!
4)Bravery is not how tough you are it's inversely proportional to how many of you can gang up on some poor mug. For extra points, film on your phone for entertainment later on...
It really is like this...I live in this kind of place. God I hate it! They must be the only group that truly lives up to its stereotype.
Example: Any chav bloke on the Ramsden Estate in a hoodie rather than proper clothes.
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The absolute scum of modern Britain. They wear fake burberry, baseball caps, hoodies, designer logos like Adidas and Lonsdale, and just cause trouble to innocent people who have done nothing wrong to them. Chavs usuallly isten to crappy music like G-Unit and 50 Cent and other shitty rap stuff. They have no education whatsoever and can't seem to understand anything intellectual.
Chav1: y0 did u wotch big brother last nite
Chav2: ye it woz wikkid m8
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proof that some of homosapien is actually de-evoloving back to a chimp, sorry thats insulting to chimps they at least been involved in many scientifc experiments!!!
chavs are the bottom of the genetic sess pool. they cant fight one on one they have to be in gangs to be hard, get one on his own and threaten them they shit thereselves and start crying. they have no trouble damaging stealing your car damaging your property if you stand up for your self. they wihnge all foreigners are taking there houses\jobs maybe if you got of your ass and worked for a living we wouldnt have to employ people from abroad!!!! they verbally abuse anyone with a darker shade of skin than them and genrically label them a paki as they are thick as shit, they dont realise that the indians they insult actually despise pakistan more than them. unfortunaltey for average uk citizen if you ever defend yourself aginst them you end up in court they get a slap on the wrist and start over agian, coppers are powerless as chavs know law better than half of these stupid bent laywers who probaly get huge payouts for representing them and after trying to convict them for crimes the coppers get told give em a warning or asbo which on paper is more use for wiping your ass with. best cure to deal with them??? good fashioned unrestrained street level viglantism, when chav corpses and burnt out chav houses start becoming a regular occurance maybe the government will get off its stupid weak EU ruled arse and do something mind you with our human rights act we would get a 25yr sentence whilst a criminals gets freed after a few years insted of there full sentnece and given compensation
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the word chav come from the abrevation
C.H.A.V = Council House Associated Virmin
oh my what a chav over there outside mc donalds drinking white lightening.
chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"
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peaked baseball cap possibly fake burberry
as much jewellery as is able to carry on his skinny under nourished body due to parents sponging off the government spending food money on 80 sovereign a day.
jewellery from the mr t reject collection
consistently stoned or angry or both
white shoes preferably prism white with metallic nike tick on the side
tracksuit bottoms tucked into white socks
nike addidas lonsdale tshirts for example, mainly fake
always looking for a fight
little or no education
no jobs
own a stolen nova or corsa with neons a spoiler and a dump valve(like to write turbo on the back although there isnt one)
live off benefits ther entire live
and steal hubcaps and start on anyone in a smaller group than them
the vast majority of people living in gosport (chavs)
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okay, bex and gem, shut up you stupid bitches. A chavs vocabulary consits of: Fuck, innit, m8, rocky-ps (rockports) berty crew (fuck only knows) and sk8ter scum (fuck you's too...) They wear GAY GAY GAY clothes have cheap jewellery, have clothes that are so fuckin' expensive they make up for the naf jewellery and wear enough make-up to make a full-size model of Russia.
Giv' us sum fags' like, you stupid sk8ers, or we'll fuckin do you in like. It's gay innit bein' a goth, you're all gay if you don't wear fuckin ocky-ps like. Right?
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