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Being extremely drunk and being very happy. On the way to blackout city.
"Look at Joe over there, he's drank so much that he's had a cocktail lobotomy"
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This is a sexual act where the male places his penis the female's anus, urinates, and then drinks the urine out of the anus. Works perfectly well for homosexual males also.
On their wedding night, Dick gave Jane a honeymoon cocktail after fucking her silly.
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A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.
Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.
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The act of pouring a flammable alcoholic beverage on a girl's breasts and setting them on fire during sexual intercourse.
Guy 1: I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital to be treated for her burns after I Molotov Cocktail'd her. She's pissed to say the least...
Guy 2: Doesn't matter, had sex.
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When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.
We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail.
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The ravages that a "cocktail" of highly active antiretroviral drugs inflicts on an HIV-positive man's face.
Man, that Chelsea muscle queen is rocking a serious cocktail face.
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Party in which all participating males of a circle jerk ejaculate into a cocktail glass. The loser, or the man to ejaculate last, must take the scrumptious drink, and give it to his girlfriend. Should the loser not have one, he must proceed to drink it himself.
Either way, you are going home alone that night.
Friend 1: We had a nice, friendly little Cocktail Party.
Friend 2: And?
Friend 1: I ended up swallowing 13 different men's semen at once.
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