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n. fictitious being who bestows cute smiles on pretty womenfolk.
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Hi Princess. Looks like you need a visit from the smile fairy.
He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?
No! No! He takes frowns away.
And leaves money?
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totally over the top lesbian bitch,
gets offended over everyday occurences,
such as urban myths,
like the monroe transfer,
likes to complain,
likes to wallow in self pity
"aww, stop that explicit content" - AWW YOU ARE JUST BEING A FAIRY WINGS ABOUT THIS ARENT YOU!!!
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1. a lovely, friendly being who has little/no downfalls. this term is only seen negatively by those interlectually challanged people who believe that being nice is a bad quality or a weakness. aspects of this person's character may include a calm or passive nature, a general exceptance for most people, a deep and understanding mind, the ability to forgive and to be very very nice to most people. if you befriend such a person you should feel very grateful, and should also learn not to use such a name regularly for said person as some find it distressing. you may remain eternally guilty if you use such a label excessively and it results in upsetting a fairy boy.
2. A male who genuinely has the ability to fly/ join into fairy rituals/lifestyle.
"oh, you're such a fairy boy"
"THANK YOU :D"
"oh hai lookz, he's so femimine, wot a fairy boi!"
"actually, the term fairy boy is very much a compliment about a lovely personality. you are wrong like a bumble bee in a lasange."
"ahhhh MUMMMYYYYY" *cries*
"oh you are a fairy boy!"
"ohhhhhh :("
"NO IT'S A GOOD THING I'M SORRY SORRY SORRY" *dies of sorryness*
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A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.
The mulch fairy came last night and made my yard look awesome!
Someone who leaves booze of any kind of your doorstep without getting caught.
I JUST GOT BOOZED BY THE BOOZE FAIRY.
I JUST GOT SPRINKLED BY THE BOOZE FAIRY.
a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.
guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)
guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.