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Giraffe

A being with a 40-foot neck that is apparently more real than a unicorn

"How is a giraffe an actual animal?'

by wendlynfae August 6, 2018


Giraffe

This word is used for tall ass people. Can be used as an insult or sum shit idk.

Kaleb: "Bro, you ugly as shit."
Kareem: "Shut up, giraffe ahh nigga."

by 4kxar April 8, 2024


giraffe

A retard with a long neck.

"Get on git you giraffe"
"Swallow and chew your food down your neck giraffe"
"Man, you can probably be the best scout there ever is. Just stretch your neck up to the skies and look down below"

by chiken kfc March 16, 2017


giraffe

A giraffe is a tree horse.

The giraffe ate the leaves in the tree.

by zlw04 January 22, 2019


Giraffe

These long necked bitches steal your girl in the matter of seconds. You gurl completely forgets all about you and will never leave the damn giraffe. They are beasts at sex and will stop at nothing until your girl is his. He also is good at deep throating!

My girl just left me for that damn giraffe she saw while watching animal planet

by Strongest chromosome May 2, 2018


Giraffe

A microscopic carnivorous fish that drink mud as its diet. When you see a giraffe, escape quickly, or get eaten alive.

I hate giraffes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ser see swee February 4, 2021


Giraffe

A giraffe is a woman usually tall in stature who is used as a "trophy wife" or "mistress" that an older man will only marry and/or be in a relationship with to show off at functions.

The Giraffe is on the unintelligent side when it comes to what is actually happening in the world, and although may be escorted to events like the opera or military functions, has no idea what is happening, and thus gives off this aloof giraffe like look as to ask, "What is happening, where am I, why am I here?"....Her male companion will then reward said giraffe with Botox injections, fake breasts, bum implants, lip fillers, bleached blonde hair, etc. "Treats".

When you get a herd of giraffes, they tend to gallop to high end shops and use an enormous amount of money. Giraffes do not actually like the outdoors, contrary to the actual animal, but they do love being inside anywhere that is overly materialistic.

Giraffes when engaging with other giraffes ( their herd) will usually converse about something meaningless, like how annoying their manicurist was because they got the colour slightly wrong, or how when they spent a day at the spa, the temperature of the massage oil wasn't to their liking.

Much like a Stepford wife, a giraffe will seem to not have a mind of her own, but she will never cook, because she has no idea how, she will never bake, because baking to her is being out by the pool mindlessly tanning herself.

"I found the perfect giraffe to marry, she already is over 5 foot 9, has blonde hair, has the IQ of 82 and she came with a pair of fake breasts! I really hit the jackpot in giraffes!"

by sad world June 29, 2019