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master b8

When an advertisement for a porn site pops up on your screen.

I tried to get some stuff done on the Internet, but some master b8 popped up and I spent the next the next thirty minutes in the bathroom.

by The All-Seeing Pie March 12, 2016


Woo Master

The "Woo Master" is an individual who is able to win others over. Typically through the coercion of individuals to engage in recreational activities (ie. excessive drinking).

Chris Isted was the frigging "Woo Master" at the last nursing division meetings. That guy can talk anyone into partying.

by EliRN August 21, 2014


Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot

Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof

by Ijistmasterballedauselessbird April 4, 2020


cling master

noun; master of cling pertaining to relationships in which one party is uber clingy fa sho

Ryan's such a cling master after wanting a long distance relationship after two days

by LaQuinta June 12, 2008


Prestige Master

Plays call of duty all day and weighs in at 300 pounds, at least. Has never seen the sun.

Jim is a Prestige Master who has no life

by NonPrestigeMaster October 31, 2019


Sus masters

One who is sus in a masterful way.

Ana is being a Sus masters.

by Meday September 18, 2023


connection master

A connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. A connection is between a pair; once the connection masters have connected them they are a 'thing'. They work in pairs and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a pair of connection masters working and there will not be another pair until they have resigned.

There are rules to being a connection master; firstly you can't make connections with bad intentions. Secondly you can’t be connected, like ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case they are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...

Max and Ella (the connection masters) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other and screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were then connected.

by connection master January 8, 2013