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A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.
"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."
A plain brown egg named Eugene that beat Kylie Jenner for most liked post on Instagram in February 2019, and is a mental health advocate.
Josh: Hey Zach, did you like the egg?
Zach: World Record Egg? Heck yeah, obviously! #EggGang!
The egg no one can stop fucking talking about cuz it's "ThE MOsT LwIKeD InSPaGrAM PoSt"
I'm your host killer keemstar leeeet'ssss get reeeeuuutttt into the news. Our first story comes from an Instagram account called the world record egg
when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot
Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor
Something you won't take with you, even if you break one. They're kind of like money in that sense.
Whether it's a vinyl record or a sports/entertainment record, no matter how many you break, you won't take them with you when you're not around any more. Some people like to break records, others disagree that all records are made to be broken, and they try to take care of the records they have while they are still here.
That record had a lot of great songs on it! :: I loved Kate Bush's First record that came out after her first single!
»Record • the verb To be recorded in the record book; type in, type in, have a real list view of something (lat.)
You're going to b record if you don't send it now!