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silent cry is a phenomenom mostly seen in small children, usually under the age of 6. It is the cry that is evoked by a child when they are in such extreme pain or agony (perhaps older sibling took a toy away) that they are screaming or crying so loud that it appears that nothing is coming out when in fact it is really so f'in loud it can not be heard by the adult ear. Occasionaly, a silent cry can be exhibited in an adult, which is hilarious. In the adult case it is usually brought about again by extreme pain, but not what you would expect. It is not a serious injury that causes, not life threatening, not to a major limb. No, in fact it usually involves fingers or toes being slammed in a door or stubbed on a hard object, a paper cut has even been known to draw the silent cry.
Jackson to Kurt: Dude, boss is still looking for that Mitchel report he asked for a week ago. If it's not in my hands tomorrow morning I will bitchslap you so hard you will be silent crying for a fucking week ... a fucking week!!!
Kurt: Sorry, man I'm on it.
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Its a wet and silent fart that comes out when you try to fart without making a sound.
Lily was in a important meeting when she pulled a silent pooper which made people fled the room.
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A game is nice and quiet then out of no where OMFG SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
"me" - lalalala BANG BANG!!
"me" - HAHAHA EAT THAT ZOMBIE!!
"me" - HAHA OH SHIT!!! OMFG!! EEK!!
"me" - *drip...drip...drip..*
"me* - =( piss in pants..
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The intential consumption of White Castle and Taco Bell at lunch in order to leave a steaming pile of shit on your own pillow after your spouse has went to sleep. They will wake up by the vile smell of ass or by trying to kiss a pile of shit.
Don left a silent avenger after Sarah went to sleep and she woke up trying to kiss a pile of shit
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The act of taking your cock and slapping it across the face of a passed out woman.
Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"
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When you put your thumb in between your middle and ring finger and stick the pinkie and pointing finger up to look like a lobo. It's meant to tell someone to close their mouths an listen to what you have to say.
CAN YOU STFU BEFORE I SILENT LOBO YOU?!
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That creepy son of a bitch in the bathroom stall who tries so hard to be quiet, that he may not even be breathing. This guy will camp his throne in total and complete silence no matter how many people come and go. Nobody has ever actually heard a Silent Bob do his business, because the Silent Bob can detect the observation and will usually hit a distraction flush and make his getaway.
"Man, my stomach was tore up and I had to bust a grumpy, but the dude next to me was pulling a Silent Bob!"
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