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The act of passing one's hands over really crumpled clothes with the aim of removing creases. It is generally practiced by the male population and others affecting the "get out of bed straight to class look".
X- AAARGH you are so not going to wear that shirt.
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!
The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.
Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
1: helping someone with something
2: masturbating someone until they ejaculate
3: giving a round of applause
in the porn industry, you will see some hot bitches or hot guys giving a hand to their partner until they cum
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the act of pleasuring one's self with the use of the hand.
Can also be performed by a partner.
Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.
Collecting a fart direct from your ass and cupping it
Your gonna taste the Hand of Gas if you do that again
Do you want to meet the Hand of Gas
enthusiastic round of applause
Let's give him a big hand.
The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.
Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.