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40 year old virgin, that looks hilarious as Carl from Jimmy Newtron
That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. OR Thomas, noun, "A dumb name."
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Thomas by far would have to be the most beautiful discovery of all time. A humble person who doesn't realize that he makes the world a better place just by being in it. His dark and funny humor accompanied by a heart stopping smile makes him a girl magnet. His extremely loyal and confides only to a handful of friends whom he trusts but if you break that trust, you better run to an unknown destination because he'll make you feel as small as a nit. Other than that, Thomas is a remarkable man who is determined to achieve his goals and marry the girl of his dreams. Thomas and friends can get up to mischief and deviously play pranks on poor innocent girls who are oblivious to their cunning acts, but it's all fun and games.
I wonder whether Thomas does any squats because his ass looks so fine and perky.
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A true superhero and the most compassionate person you will ever meet. He will be there for you even when he isn’t trying. Can be very snarky and sassy when tired, but never cruel. He’s smarter than everyone around him and more humble. His ass isn’t bad either.
Person 1: I’m looking for someone to tell all my secrets to, who won’t judge me, but will help me out.
Person 2: You gotta find yourself a Thomas.
If you find yourself a Thomas, never let him go.
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someone that is a gay ass scout that goes to all ends to act cool in front of his friends. he also likes sucking his neighbors giant horse cocks and is as small as someone nipples
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A verb used to describe a snitching sibling.
My brother pulled a real Thomas yesterday.
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The bet guy ever huge penis definitely worth seeing great guy usually secretly gay but he means well he’s sexy and funny
Damn did u see Thomas his dick is HUGE
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