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The sad smell after you fuck the hole between the big toe and the second toe.
"Aw man, now my wiener smells sad! You'll never find me tickling Timmys teenter again!"
A person who carry’s all the grocery’s from the car into the house in 1 trip,no matter how many there are
My granddaughter can carry 14 bags of groceries from the car to the house, she’s a one trip timmy
a Timmy fuck friend is a fuxk buddy
I can't see my Timmy fuck friend bc of quarantine
To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
When a girl is sucking dick, and goes for the ass. Is both a verb and a noun.
"And then she heads for the ass, and full Rim Tim Timmy's me"
"Got a great Rim Tim Timmy last night"
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Use “good one timmy" as a response If some is annoying and they tell a joke that isn't funny.
Annoying person: why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side
You: good one timmy
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when you tell someone your name is timmy, and they do the southpark thing. you slap them (with the back of your hand) across the neck.
that way it's harder for them to say timmyyyy.
i introduced myself to kyle. he said timmyyyy, so i gave him a timmy slap
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