Chlorine Tip

What a male gets after swimming in a pool for a prolonged amount of time while his bathing suit rubs against the tip of his penis. Irritation is caused by the chlorine and constant rubbing of the opening on a dick. Usually occurs with new or larger sized swimsuits.

Ach, I got chlorine tip after suing this new swim suit that seems a little big for me still.

Ah fack this chlorine tip burns, I gotta buy a smaller swim suit.

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tip whip

to hit a man on the tip of the penis in a wrist-flicking action; best effect is achieved if the fingers of the hands just nick the tip

usually done out of pure boredom

Person 1: Dude, sup?
Person 2: sup?
Person 1: (awkward silence)
Person 2: TIP WHIP! (tip whips person 1)

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q-tip

a person of much older age (60-80s) that still are some what capable of driving, all you can see is there little old white hairs creeping over the steering wheel.

This is crazy that q-tip can't drive for nothing, its immpossible for them to see over the wheel of that lincoln town car.

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Tip Jar

Another name for "douche bag"...

Check out that tip jar in the baseball cap.

He was cheating on her...what a tip jar!

He thinks he's the shit...what a tip jar!

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cow tipping

The theorectical act of pushing a cow over in the middle of the night while it is sleeping. This is of course impossible since cows sleep lying down.

Tipping a cow over, though, is possible if you have a few other people with you. Too bad that you could accidentally kill the poor cow if you actually succeed

Bob went cow tipping one night and now he's in jail for animal abuse and property damage

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verbal tip

Neglecting to leave a monetary tip for high-quality service after expressing effusive praise or gratitude to the provider.

Endemic to service-intensive but low-paying industries, such as salons, health spas, and restaurants, where wages are significantly reduced because of the expectation that customers will tip employees.

Waiter #1: "That couple went on and on about how good the food was, and they said they loved my service! I can't believe they only left a verbal tip."

Waiter #2: "Yeah. Gratitude is nice, but it doesn't pay the electric bill."

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Eraser Tip

When the tip of the nipple hardens either during cold weather or when the woman gets aroused, forming an eraser tip.

Man I was with Kristen last night at the movieswith cold weather and we were getting it on. Double eraser tip.

Shiiiiit

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