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flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

by misterissues June 12, 2009

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Change a tire

To take a bath.

Man I gotta go change a tire.

by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004

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nigga tired

When you eat to much and then you get sleepy.

Becky; damn i ate so much now im nigga tired

Examples - how you feel after a huge family meal

by xxflashtime December 22, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flat Tire

When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.

"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"

by Johnny Boy Kz August 10, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


happy tired

v.to be happy and tired at the same time
v.to be slap happy

i'm so happy tired= im very happy and tired too.

by vampiressoffct June 30, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tired Cossack

Tired Cossack is a guy with an album coming out December 3rd call Hocus Pocus. He spans different genres and celebrates Slavic superstitions

Damn I gotta listen to that new Tired Cossack

by Stivpalace November 23, 2021


Slack tire

This is a tire that is low on air pressure

His car has a slack tire

by Agnes Ann February 17, 2018