clown booger

A deadly mixture of 75% green and 25% red Power Bait, rolled into a sphere used for catching Rainbow Trout.
(Illegal in all the lower 48 states except Missouri)

Julio "What did you catch those big ass 'bows on bro?"

Bruce "I've been killin' 'em all day on clown boogers".

Julio "I ain't caught shit. I'm gonna go wait in the truck".

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Colombo Clown

A famous journalist from Colombo named Daniel Alexander who adores filters and everything except ICT. Bootlicker-in-chief of Pakistan. A clueless statician at Island Cricket. Clearly having a sad life

Don't follow the footsteps of Colombo Clown.

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clown scarf

A handjob that consists of only upstrokes. Name comes from the act looking like a clown pulling many scarves from his pocket.

Sophia gave me a clown scarf last night. It was unreal!

tough clown

a buffoon who is nonetheless robust, tenacious, and totally unbreakable

Barry might've blown off his left buttock with that firecracker gag, but I wouldn't mess with him because he'd destroy anyone in a fight. That' right, he's one tough clown!

CLOWN 🤡

Well you, your the clown here

You clown 🤡

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Shooting the Clown

The act of masterbation.

Matt: "Man that porn you sent me, I was Shooting the Clown all night."

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clown-weiny

(n): The male genitalia of a comic entertainer, normally implementing exaggerated makeup and costume; typically denser than water.

The children became either manic-depressives or serial killers after Johnny's mom misread an advertisement and hired a clown-weiny for the birthday party.

Kids: What's that rainbow thing that at the bottom of the pool?
Adults: Gasp!

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