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Child: I want my chicken nuggets with ketchup
Parent: You're lucky you're underage.
A footlong hotdog. Usually said by oldheads who have a Bluetooth at sporting events or state fairs
Cashier: Hi sir what would you like today
Oldhead: Lemme get a grown man with ketchup youngblood!
The Empty Ketchup Bottle is when a girl queefs while on her period, giving the visual and sound of an empty ketchup bottle
She queefed and shot blood over her pants like an empty ketchup bottle.
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Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
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Pre Ketchup cum is the almost see through substance that comes out the average ketchup bottle whenever it's poured onto your favourite meal or your just really thirsty
Pre Ketchup Cum is something that 9/10 average human beings experience over their lifetime
Man 1: "What just came out of the sauce bottle!!"
Man2: "Chill it's a bit of pre ketchup cum, it happens to all of us"
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the funnest phrase known to man:)just think of ketchup!!!
"will you"
"just like a bottle of ketchup"
"KETCHUP?"
BANG BANG BANG
OUUUUCHHHH :
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when a girl wipes her ass and crotch while she is on the rag, and then wipes her finger under your nose.
See cheeze biscuit and bacon cheeze biscut
Sally gave me a rotten bacon biscuit with ketchup
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