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Bob the Tomato (or Bob the Termater as his friends call it) is a fruit that claims he is a veggie but isn't. He is in his own retarted little show called Veggietales. He hangs out with a retarted cucumber name Larry (or Scary Larry as some people call it) and is always talking about random crap that vegetables (or in this case, a fruit that has gone to the dark side) aren't supposed to talk about. He drugged Larry along with himself, which is why they are always going on random retarted fantasies and why Larry thinks he is a "superhero". He also does not understand the concept about what the difference is between inanimate objects and living things because he frequently talks to a computer (probably running Windows '93) named Qwerty (yeah, real creative Big Idea studios). He is now in an even more crappy spinoff called Veggietales: In the house, which is only featured on Netflix (for those of you on the dark side) and Fruitflix. Bob the tomato is also a part time model. Oh and he is gay for Larry. Bob the Tomato is dead
“Oh my god it’s red mcdaddy hammer otherwise known as bob the tomato”
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A selfish, selfcentered, greedy, spoiled little fat girl that thinks the world revolves around her and everyone is on it to do what she wants. little does she know the only thing in her orbit is a refridgerator
Did you just see that fat tomato eat everything on the mcdonalds menu?
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Racial slur against Mexicans because of they have worse farming technology and pick the fields themselves.
Look at that tomato picker!He's got tomato juice on his hands.
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The tomato truck is coming to tuna town! or The tomato truck just hit me broadside!
Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)
husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."
When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.
I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.
a gay or lesbian person who seems very straight in dress, interests, and social interactions, and would never let you think that they were gay unless they told you straight up. derived from the idea of a tomato: it seems like it should be a vegetable because it looks and tastes like one, yet is actually a whole ass fruit when you dive a little deeper.
"dude you remember Alicia? turns out she was actually a tomato fag"