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Large amounts of US currency twisting in the wind
32 years ago, in Chicago, a drug sale turned out to be an undercover police operation. There was a high-speed chase on a highway. The perpetrator, realizing the police cars were closing in, opened his sunroof and release 5000 dollars in small bills into the resulting updraft, in an attempt to cause a traffic jam behind him.
The currency flying in the air was described the following day, by a city newspaper, as a Green Tornado.
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The "tornado wake" is exercised after a night of attempted make-up sex where the girl starts to get over her issues and things get heated. When the girl's conscience gets the best of her the result is sexual frustration for you. The end result of hours penned up sexual frustration is as follows:
1. The girl falls asleep
2. The boys masturbates
3. The girl is awakened abruptly (like when a tornado is hitting your house and it is time to get some new shelter!)
4. The boy ejaculates directly into the girl's hair and eyes when she is sitting up straight up in the bed and frightened
"I am going to hell. That bitch pissed me off so bad I invented something new--the tornado wake."
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Like the angry dragon except you make her gag with your penis and then she throws up everywhere kind of like a tornado.
I just gave your bitch a Tennessee Tornado, yee haw!
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While having sex with a woman's breasts, the man lights his pubic hair on fire after he nears climax. The woman then finishes with her mouth and uses a small electronic fan to put the fire out.
No AJ, I will not give you a smoky tornado!!
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Slang for huffing gasoline. Something one might do in his or her basement.
Mother: I walked downstairs to grab some sugar and I caught my son breathing tornados!
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a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.
Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado
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When a female is menstrauting and she sits on a mans penis and he rotates her on his penis in a spinning motion as a sexual act.
"Later tonight would you like to attempt the tomato tornado with me?"
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