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Cum on a girls face and when she asks for a towel to wipe off with, get dressed and leave.
If roommate or friend is present, tell them that their friends needs their help, and send them up to the bedroom.
Doug: I towel bounced the shit out of some bitch the other night.
Chris: What is towel bouncing?
Doug: I busted on her face and on the way to "get a towel", I bounced.
indentions or markings on the face left by lying on a beach towel or having your face pressed against the donut ring at the head of a massage table.
I feel great after that massage. I wonder when the towel face will wear off. OR That guy down the beach was gorgeous but did you see his towel face?
When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.
Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel
Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.
Accidentally flashing your junk
Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!
A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.
Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."