Try that in a small town

An event in which a hillbilly ejaculates his semen into a midget’s ass in front of a group of people, causing the entire group to engage in a gay orgy.

I just saw a Try that in a small town.

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try my life

Basically, when someone talks shit and says something that you obviously see to be untrue/ Edgy.

"Ugh, I feel ugly."
"Bitch I have so much acne that I look like a pizza with extra pepperoni, TRY MY LIFE."

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The Old College Try

To do the best you can with the knowledge you have.

Dienamik: So, if I were to cum in your mouth would you spit or swallow?
White Girl: Swallow. Not sure if I could take your large load all at once, but I'd give it the old college try.

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try everything once

a phrase used by people, mostly of the European-American variety to get a fellow human being to do something that they would not normally do.

"Yo, just jump your BMX off the roof of the house. You have to try everything once!"

"Baby, come one. You have to try everything once. Now, suck!"

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old college try

To show a lot of cleavage.

Friend 1: "Michelle, kindly adjust your dress."
Friend 2: "Yeah, way to give the old college try."

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try to hit me

I said, come over here and see what happens if you try to hit me

besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter

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Try me again

You assaulted the bully!

You busted his pelvis!
You cracked his buttocks!
Try me again