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When a human of the female variety is extremely attractive but has one deficiency; a stumpy thumb.
I wanted to put my P in her V but her turtle thumb turned me off
A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Did you see the Turtle Man get bit by that huge snapper?
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To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.
That pregnant women is totally turtleing, she cant even get up!!
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A turtle balanced on top of a fence post
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
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Another name for a Ford Taurus. The Taurus is know to be slow and the name 'Taurus' is just to similiar to the word turtle.
The turtle just passed a car on the freeway!
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save the turtles because if we didn't ... we wouldn't have any turtles!!
SAVE THE TURTLES BECKY!! USE A MOTHER FUCKING METAL STRAW!!!!!!!! and i oop- sksksksksksksskskkssksksks
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