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A fucking terrible book series made by some bitch. This book (I use the term "book" sparingly) is about a girl who falls in love with a pussy little vampire (he doesn't even have fucking fangs).
Loved by dumbass teenage girls everywhere because they don't know shit about literature.
"Hey man, have you read Twilight?"
"I'd rather get raped by a cactus"
an awesome song by Vanessa Carlton!
And I will never see the sky the same way and
I will learn to say good-bye to yesterday and
I will never cease to fly if held down and
I will always reach too high cause I've seen, cause I've seen, twilight
A "book" written by Stephanie Meyer.
It's basically about a girl, Bella Swan, who moves to Forks, Washington. There she falls in love with the "perfect" guy, Edward Cullen. Edward turns out to be a "vampire". Even though he thirsts for her blood, he loves her. Bella has a nasty habit of randomly falling over.
Apparently Meyer didn't know crap before she wrote Twilight, because in her imaginary world vampires sparkle when the sun hits their skin.
Even though Edward is dead, and has no blood pumping through his body, he can mysteriously have sex with Bella. He later gets her pregnant.
For some reason, he can feel emotion and love Bella, even though vampires have no soul. Edward doesn't have fangs, and drinks the blood of animals because he doesn't like killing people(Where have we seen that before... maybe Interview with a vampire?).
The only reason girls like Twilight is because they feel Bella is special. They feel Bella is special because they think they can relate to her. They think they can relate to her because Bella is depressed because her life is hard. Then Prince Charming (Edward) comes and rescues her, so they feel their Prince Charming will come and rescue them.
Nobody really realizes it, but a lot of the Twilight characters are very similar to the BtVS characters.
Edward: Angel
James: Spike
Bella: a weaker Buffy
Jacob: Xander/Oz
The Bella/Edward relationship:
Bella: Edward... you are so perfect..
Edward: I will always protect you...
Bella: Your eyes ae amazing...
Edward: I will always protect you.. even though you smell like drugs..
Bella: I'm about to fall over, come save me..
Edward: I can run really fast..
Bella: Wanna have sex now?
Edward: Sure..
The movie that ruined your dreams.
Twilight is known to send signals to your brain that when you go to sleep you'll have nightmares about Edward!
a movie that was released in 2008
i like twilight; how about you?
The best movie ever omg omg
See next- SARCASM
Twilight? Omg watching people sleep isn’t creepy anymore!!
This film is not a true vampire movie this is A chick flick a film for females who have a fetish for vampires
Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it
Girlfriend: Want to go watch an awesome vampire movie?
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!