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Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.
17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.
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Twitter brainrot is when no matter the situation, on social media someone with said brainrot will always try to be a Holier than thou figure whether its twisting words to make them sound worse than they are or take important details out of context, this of course applies to reddit aswell.
Ellie, 6 years old: If I had $100 I would buy a Dog!
Emily, 16 years old: Just because you might be able to BUY a dog for $100 dosent mean you will have the needs to PROPERLY take care of it and give it the needs to live and enjoy a safe and healthy enviroment. Ellie needs to get her priorities straight.
Random twitter shitposter 1: L + Ratio + Scurvy + No bitches
Random twitter shitposter 2: What Twitter brainrot does to an mfer:
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A series or bombardment of tweets posted on Twitter by someone, in angry response to media coverage, “fake news”, a recent event or personal affront.
President Trump went on an early morning Twitter tirade after fresh new allegations were made of his campaign’s collusion with Russia in the 2016 Presidential election.
A person with nothing constructive to say denigrates your opinions or interests in public on any social media.
A brief look into the the history of the twitter terrorist reveals a catalogue of poor opinion, bad attitude and ignorance.
The favoured accusation "spammer" is the modus operandi of the twitter terrorist to opinions,products or links he disagrees with or is jealous of.
Fred: Did you read my tweet about the Sydney Swans great win.
Joe: Sure did but then that damn Twitter terrorist makes that new tweet about AFL being for girls
Fred and Joe: We wish he'd FO with his opinions
The regret you feel wishing you could improve, or say something better or funnier only after you have hit the Update button while using Twitter.
After I tweet sometimes I lay in bed & think "Oh, that could have been so much better!" Now I have a raging case of Twitter's remorse.
When something happens that's so big, that you stop whatever you're doing, just to tweet about it.
I had to twitter trigger bro, that girl just saved us from a car accident.
It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.
Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.
Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.
"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "