uber 'fused

completley and utterly confused!

Susie: He started talking so technical, I was just uber 'fused!

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uber sex

reletively non existent because anyone who uses the word "uber" isnt going to get any.

T3h_1337-h4x0r:Man i got uber sex last nigh
John: no you didnt
T3h_1337-h4x0r: yea your right

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uber gay

A. Think Richard Simmons and Brian Boitano in hot pink jumpsuits making out; Alternatively, any male Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan.

B. So staggeringly gay that you have to sit down because you just can't function.

When Jim walked in wearing a feather boa and said "Hey-eee!" that might have been the most uber gay thing I've ever seen in my life.

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uber

word used in front of nub when playing counterstrike online if someone sucks really bad

Newbie: Hey how do you zoom with a sniper rifle
1337 h4><0r: Wh4t 4 uber nub

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Uber-Micro

Pro-game talk for skills

"I'm going to like show those like girls my like uber-micro."

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Uber Vamp

The ultimate vampire. Derives from the demension of hell found under an earthly hellmouth seal. Tougher skin that regular Vampires, more athletic, and less human. They are also very rare on earth.

Appears in the Buffy series in the Seventh Season.

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uber-ejaculation

An ejaculation by a male or female exceeding 11 fluid ounces.

After Jerry saw that her chest had been showered in a mass amount of hot creamy giz, he immediately knew that it was the result of uber-ejaculation.

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